It's time to put aside all your soul-destroying X-Cube games and take up video gamin' for the Lord. Mass: We Pray brings all the fun of Church to your TV screen! Hallelujah! 

When Bella is abandoned by Edward, she finds a new guardian amongst a tribe of werewolves. Well, something like werewolves. When they transform, there's definitely more hair.

If you grew up in the '80s, you probably remember how the Muppet Babies went on tons of fun adventures. This time, the Babies engage in serious business as they struggle to tell the internet the story of their friendship...

The legendary tape has surfaced on FunnyorDie.com and it is a doozy.  And this is just the beginning of the Prejean Sex Parade. 

Turn down the speakers for this one; she's a yelper.

We knew you boys were jealous of what the Shake Weight  could really do. Now, the ingenious minds behind the Strokemeister remind us the phallic phenomenon isn't just for fitness.

Friends, if you're in the same financial pickle as most of America (that is, you're "broke-ass"), you owe it to yourself to save money on your legal services and your daycare. Preferably at the same time.

Magic Hugs presents this horrifying tale of an old man with raisins.  We were terrified watching this.  Really.  This is one bad ass old man.

Seth MacFarlane already dominates TV's prime-time lineup, but get ready because more fat dads and hot moms are on the way. Are you prepared for sassy, back-talking pterodactyls and the severed foot of John F. Kennedy?

Twilight Sage: New Moon premieres November 20, 2009, in American theaters.  But if you're not a teenage girl, Jacob Fleisher can fulfill your fix for vampire-werewolf action, and vampire family reunions.  "...Your brother, he...

Any house meant to be moved by a flatbed truck isn't likely to be a beauty, though pushy salespeople would have you believe you're buying the Taj Mahal. Not this guy, though. His mobile homes are dumps, and he could care less 

Oscar the Grouch takes his best shot at making a "trashy news channel", but ends up with too many hugs and kisses to keep his audience.  If it's garbage you're looking for, there's nothing better than "Pox News."

Sidecar Comedy pays tribute to Mad Men, the television phenomenon of our generation.  You'll get to see a lady in lingerie pour milk on her body.  Nothing wrong with that.

Halloween may be over, but Thriller is eternal. In this Marvel production, Gambit walks Rogue home from a scary movie, and strange things begin to happen. Strange things that involve Stan Lee's narration where Vincent Price's...

One spooky presence becomes a pain in one couple's collective ass.  It's like Paranormal Activity, only with crossword puzzles.

Six movies prove Jigsaw's genius.  The 14th proves his shortcomings.  We're guessing it's due to impending senility.