All you lazy non-voters out there in "internet land" need to get off the keyboard and go vote some conservatives into office.  They're getting creamed out there!  And if you "talk to some folks", that'll surely change.

Did you remember to vote yesterday?  Here's a vintage campaign advertisement from 1649, when we all decided we should start burning witches.

The War for the White House took an unexpected turn when a crazed gunman mowed down 15 potential Iowa voters.  With the election less than a month away, and the race being so close, the party affiliations of these victims has...

George Carlin picked the right year to kick the bucket if he didn't want to vote. But if anything can be said, he managed to bring up some good points about how we choose our leaders in his routines. As the net continues to...

Psyche! Here's what's bound to become a controversial spoof of the GOP highlighting some of the alleged issues, beliefs and platforms non-Republicans associate with the more conservative political party, from larger classroom...

Ever wondered why some Americans would cross party lines if their Democrat of choice doesn't snag the presidential nomination? Here's an interview with a conservative Obama fan who discusses why she'd vote for McCain if...

Perpetual economic slavery suffered a revealing blow as the election riggers at Diebold accidentally leaked the results of the 2008 presidential election. The shadowy overlords of the world declined comment, but Diebold said...

The latest from those genre-hopping voting advocates at Declare Yourself is "La Pasion de la Decision," a spot-on spoof of a Univision-style telenovela, complete with gauzy camera work, smoldering romance, and shocking plot...

Myspace user 'Declare Yourself' posted a video that spoofs the importance of voting. In it, little Johnny votes for "something different" in lieu of the water fountain and magically receives a chocolate milk fountain instead;...

Five bucks says Clinton K.O.'s this guy. Bill Clinton got into a fiery exchange with an ABC reporter over lawsuits surrounding the Nevada caucus. The reporter claims that the restaurant worker's union is going to be snubbed...