Don't you hate it when a new guy moves in next door and within hours he's bitching about the "acid rock" being too loud, and threatening to murder your stage announcer?

Leo Garvey is that guy.

When it gets really hot in the summer, people get cranky. Although few people get as fired up as Alan Kalter. He even made Will Smith uncomfortable, although that could just be chafing from having Letterman kissing his ass.

Alan Kalter books Harrison Ford for his celebrity talks show; Letterman books Harrison Ford for his celebrity talk show. That "senile old bi*ch" has stepped on Kalter's guest for the last time. Once Dave's eyes adjust to the...

Sure, you know the Beatles played there, but we bet you didn't know it was designed by an architect named Herbert J. Krapp...and it all comes together in the end.

We're not sure how many of you tune into the "NBC Nightly News," we don't because it falls during happy hour and being up on world events just brings us down. Anyhow, after Michael and Kirk Douglas sat on an AARP panel hosted...

We don't know what to say, Dave, some people really hate missing the office holiday party. We're just glad he couldn't get a snootful of egg nog and tell you how he really feels.

So says grouchy MC Alan Kalter when Letterman scoops his celebrity interview of Clarice Starling herself, Ms. Jodie Foster. Considering all the rage pouring out of Kalter, we suspect that any day now, he'll be enjoying...

...doesn't go so well, even with guest Samuel L. Jackson, who borrowed a coat from Wayne Newton. That "assbag" Letterman better quit "screwing" Kalter or he is going to experience real -- vividly-described --pain.

In this as-random-as-it-gets Letterman clip, announcer Alan Kalter responds to one of Dave’s bad jokes by spontaneously breaking out into a funky-fresh rap performance. Hey, if Salt-N-Pepa ever want to add an old white guy to...

We love when talk show hosts make life easy. The David Letterman show has added a best-of-the-week retrospective to the program’s website. Here is the look back at the week of April 16-20. Our favorite moment? A tie between...