There's a lesson somewhere in this rap about buying cheaply made furniture that is constructed of inferior materials in sweat shops in China and Mexico. 

The sale and exchange of used furniture isn't unusual, especially in this economy. Used furniture that ships with hidden house pets is another story. One family acquired a couch with a cat hiding in it, and were tormented by...

Better get some WD-40 on that bad boy.  On second thought, just leave it the way it is.  Some Star Wars fanboy ill pay a small fortune for "George Lucas' one-of-a-kind Failed Promotional Furniture."

Little-known fact; once Christ got deep into miracle-making and whatnot, he started ignoring his duties as a carpenter.  We're just asking you to make a cupboard, guy.  Relax.  No need to big-time us.

Remember when you saw the strange viral sensation, Pretty Ricky , how you thought there’d never been anything so insane as a bunch of guys dry-humping furniture on tape? Turns out those guys were plagiarists! Handsome Richard'