In an effort to thwart the healthcare bill, GOP House members pulled out all the stops.

That's right, the big guns. 

Limericks and the Amish. 

Fear ye the butter-churner, who is really a healthcare-witch burner. 

There's only one way to settle this, on the field. And by field, of course, we mean a urine-filled parking lot thick with homophobic cracks, drunken wrestling, tramp stamps, x-rated language, and enough beer to drown the I-95...

To close a budget gap of more than $4 billion, the state of Arizona has put a "For Sale" sign on the lawn of its state capitol building. For a mere $735 million, some lucky homeowner can buy the structurally sound 1960s...

Weed? Slave-whipping Wii games? Naps? John Oliver's penis?

We wouldn't think any of these things would be a distraction in The Daily Show offices. That would imply the correspondents are at work.

Please, we're begging you....

When it comes to lowering journalistic standards to land a whale of an adulterous, Appalachian-Tail-hiking, lovestruck, Republican, Latino-loving Governor, there's only the one golden rule that Walter Cronkite lived by.

No...

Jones wraps up his trip to Iran with a simple dignified look at how we really aren't that different. People are people, that sort of thing. Be it the fat beats of hip-hop, a game of touch football, a pair of Diesel jeans or a...

Just because we have the freedom to pursue knowledge doesn't mean we have to, right? That's not in that Bill of Writes thing is it? What do we care about some far off foreign country, when we got bigger problems at home...How...

Fortunately, he is spending his time in a hookah bar, away from the riots. The worst thing Jones is facing is a harshed mellow...Well, that and being an American (Canadian) shield in an open-air shooting gallery.

Seriously...

Stewart & Co. were off this week, but they left behind a little web video to tide us over.

So, how would the cast survive a total economic and soclai collapse?

By either doing what they do now, nothing. (And getting paid for...

Correspondent Jason Jones interviews two wackos--one is convinced Obama is the Antichrist, while the other believes Obama to be the next Hitler. Believe it or not, the MSM gives these guys airtime!

Watch 'till the end to see...