By "it," we mean journalistic credibility, and by "there" we mean 1996.

What do you expect from a news network populated entirely by people who enjoy intercourse with goats?

Your dirty secret is safe with us, Soledad O'Brien.

SNL kicked off its new season right where you'd expect, Thursday at 8 p.m. Whatever. The important thing is that the half-hour version banged out some big laughs. The two best moments are presented in one clip.

First up, Joe...

Uncle Sam (Seth Morris) is wandering in the desert.  He needs a dose of wisdom, and he gets it from Washington, DC oracle James Carville.  Unvarnished, Louisiana bayou-hot pepper smarts from the man who made Bill Clinton.

Uncle Sam interviews the "ragin' cajun", at least he's calling it that.  To us, it seems more like a therapy session where Carville gives the old white guy some much needed advice about how to feel better about himself and...

What, you thought we were going to let an LSU championship go by without getting the thoughts of Democratic strategist, Tigers super-fan and complete lunatic James Carville? Not likely. In fact, Carville is even nuttier about...