So what if Melinda Gates, wife of Microsoft's Bill, isn't allowed to use iPhones? We don't have an iPhone, and we're broke as hell. Call us when you're on Day 6 of Chef Boyardee for dinner, jackass.

Has Bill Gates been getting a little batty since he left Microsoft?  Signs point to "yes!" Exhibit A: Gates releasing a jar full of mosquitoes onto a crowd at this year's TED Conference.  Of course, all of this nuttiness is...

Playing off of the "I'm a Mac" nonsense comes the latest in Microsoft's $300 million ad campaign. Notice anything different? Gates dumped Jerry Seinfeld on his out-of-touch ass for a bunch of ordinary people.  It's remarkable...

What the hell?  It wasn't funny the first time. And this time it goes on forever. Does Microsoft think that by making this a series of videos it will somehow raise their comedic value?  This is the type of advertising that...

The second in the new series of Microsoft advertisements features Jerry & Bill sitting down to enjoy a nice family dinner. Forget computers; get these guys in the sitcom business, post-haste.

Okay, so its just a commercial, but the idea of the pinnacles of comedy and technology becoming close buddies warms the cockles of our brains. Jerry Seinfeld and Bill Gates may have approached different roads in life, but a...

Microsoft has officially joined the "worst viral commercial in the entire universe" contest. Hiring Jerry Seinfeld to act like a jerk alongside Bill Gates flops. Nothing about this commercial is funny whatsoever, and the fact...

Bill Gates resigned from his position as founder and CEO of Microsoft. Thus, here's a video of him on his last day.  Gates apparently wants to focus more on his philanthropy, which is really only fair considering he has more...

This internal video from Microsoft celebrates Vista's "Service Pack 1" and its many new security features. Vista sales have been a complete failure for the most part. The software giant hopes to remedy that, along with all...

As Bill Gates retires from Microsoft, the company crafted a very special, multi-million dollar going away video to their founder. Presented at his final keynote speech at CES, the short film stars various celebrities and is...

Like a true rock star, the iconic figure Bill Gates went out in style at the International CES. He will be stepping down as Microsoft's chief software architect to focus on his foundation. Everyone from Bono to Barack Obama...