Everyone knows that Bengals wide receiver Chad Johnson has a couple screws loose, but the last time we checked, no one thought he was stupid. Well, guess what? He is! Johnson, who admits that his inner-city childhood hampered...

When the race finished, it looked like Michael Phelps finished the 100-meter butterfly in second place, not first as the medals finally showed. Well, now there's some video footage that seems to indicate that notion, despite...

We're kicking off our Greatest Hits of the Olympics highlight reel with this amazing rally in the 4x100 freestyle relay. Here's the full version, so we can all keep re-living the moment forever. After all, how often do you...

Everyone knows that Bengals wide receiver Chad Johnson has a couple screws loose, but the last time we checked, no one thought he was stupid. Well, guess what? He is! Johnson, who admits that his inner-city childhood hampered...

When the race finished, it looked like Michael Phelps finished the 100-meter butterfly in second place, not first as the medals finally showed. Well, now there's some video footage that seems to indicate that notion, despite...

By now, everyone on the planet knows that Michael Phelps set an Olympic record with his eighth medal of the Beijing Games with his butterfly leg of the 400-meter Medley Relay. Well, now we actually have video of the race...

OK, we know he's not a fish. Wait, dolphins are mammals. Whatever. Still, how else can you explain Phelps miraculous 6-for-6 run in swimming finals, not only in earning gold medals but also in setting world records. Even more...

We ran a news video about it moments after Michael Phelps won his second gold of these Games in the amazing rally in the 4x100 freestyle relay. Here's the full version, so we can all keep re-living the moment forever. After...

If Michael Phelps somehow goes on to get the eight gold medals that Mark Spitz never could, he owes a big, big part of the huge endorsement money he'll receive from Nike, Visa and everyone else to Jason Lezak. That's because...

Well, no they're not. But they NEARLY were the Brazilian entry into Synchronized swimming at the Beijing Olympics. Missing out on the sole national team spot hasn't crimped the Feres twins' style, however, as it only served...

American backstroke specialist Natalie Coughlin REALLY doesn't like losing her world records. After her 100-meter backstroke record was overtaken in a heat, she shattered her previous mark exactly one heat later, finishing...

And yes, we really do mean insane. And we really do mean one, as in "one foot of water" to land in. Perhaps "Professor Splash", as the magnanimous stuntster is called, has developed some theorem explaining how to belly flop...

Well, that didn't take long. On the first day of finals at the Olympic Swimming Trials, Michael Phelps set a new world record in the 400-meter Individual Medley, pushing past teammate and friend Ryan Lothe to take the crown...

Well, at least they do once a year. As they have for more than 20 years, on January 1st, a brave (or idiotic) crew of Chicago natives ran into Lake Michigan in single digit chill at the 2008 Chicago Polar Bear Swim. Among...