At the always-glamorous Miss Universe pageant, Heidi Montag showed up to perform Body Language, looking not so much glamorous as much as slutty. Give it up, Heidi, and stick to what you're good at, which is... um... we'll get...

Do you find Heidi and Spencer "bad" and "vacuous"? Meet your new hero, Al Roker. The morning personality ripped into the duo on The Today Show and jumped on Twitter for some more shots afterwards.

Are you watching I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here? If not, you're missing something truly insane. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag threatened to leave, only to come back and be baptized by Stephen Baldwin? Then they quit...

David Letterman interviewed Lauren Conrad, and the two hit it off splendidly as they ripped into Spencer Pratt without a hint of mercy. It seems as Letterman gets older, he gets more vicious with people he dislikes. We love...

The stars of "The Hills" showed up on the cover of Us Weekly along with a declaration that the couple had eloped. It seems certain blanks are missing, though...like, oh, a marriage license and whether or not a legal civil...

The Hills star Heidi Montag has released a new "single" called Overdosin' in her effort to dominate all pop media. We put quotations on "single" because the term would normally denote the release of music. For this song, one...

Comedian Lewis Black gives tell the charming story of finding out who Heidi Montag is. If he finds information about her at every turn, like Wikipedia, but can't find a picture of her, what should he do? Answer: find her...

If you can't beat em', join em'. When Heidi failed to wow critics with the video for her single "Body Language," (quelling expectations that she might be the new Britney) one studio wiz took matters into his own hands. The...

In this hilarious parody ad for E's Soup!, Joel McHale gives reality celeb Heidi Montag directions for her first music video "Higher." Joel perfectly sums up the "artistic direction" exercised for this wannabe pop star's...

Reality celebrity Heidi Montag has released her first video ever for the song "Higher," and the assets that are gonna jump out at most viewers aren't her vocal capabilities. Heidi rolls around in a bikini on a beach while...

Reality celebrity Heidi Montag has released her first video ever for the song "Higher," and the assets that are gonna jump out at most viewers aren't her vocal capabilities. Heidi rolls around in a bikini on a beach while...

"The Hills" star Heidi Montag is still reshaping herself with fresh lip injections to go with her new breasts and nose. It remains to be seen if anything left of Heidi Montag's original body will still exist at the end of 2008