Last week, Conan O'Brien had William Shatner do a dramatic reading of Levi Johnston's Twitter posts. As it turns out, said posts were made by an impostor. Conan decided to make amends by having Shatner read some real Twitter...

Sarah Palin's almost-son-in-law took up an offer to pose nude for Playgirl, but now he's having second thoughts. Bonus: William Shatner reads some of Johnston's Tweets.

...and then Captain Kirk informed the crew of his decision to make rules about the conduct of the Enterprise.  His sojourn unto the mount brought him the rules of man, and he gave unto the internet those guidances. Amen.

The fireweed is in full bloom...No rain, no rainbow.

Truer words were never Tweeted.

Shatner, you've found your calling. Love the sandals. Cue the bongos and deliver us some Palin poetry.

What's truly amazing here is that Captain Kirk makes all of Palin's nonsense sound so sensible...and sexy.

Damnit-all, we miss Sarah so much. There is no way we will live long or prosper without her.

Come back, pretty lady!

Emergency True Fact: Sarah Palin's resignation speech was meant to be read as a poem. William Shatner, master reciter, appeared on Conan O'Brien's show to fix this grievous error.

Thanks, Jay. You've provided a great public service. They may be crappy, but they're dirt cheap.

Oh, we're sorry. You must be one of the lucky ones who still has $10 to see a flick this summer. Damn rich people and their...

Mexican-born actor Ricardo Montalban has passed away at the age of 88. Though he had many roles, Montalban will most likely be best remembered as Captain Kirk's rival Khan Noonien Singh in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan.

There are a whole lot of people in this world who would kill and/or die for a chance to have the one and only Captain Kirk at their wedding. Strangely, Sulu isn't one of them. Yes, Shatner was snubbed for Hollywood's latest...

William Shatner had this to say about the retarded scientist at CERN who misquoted Star Trek and attributed the phrase to Star Wars: "No that's not where you are going, old man! ... You are going to the cuckoo house, that's...

Abort the mission, Captain Kirk. Get yourself beamed up to Oprah. People seem to listen to her book recommendations. 

Shatner's like good sticky-icky, one hit is never enough. As we mentioned on Monday, Swiss scientist Albert Hoffman recently passed away at the age of 102. In honor of the inventor of LSD, and the pilot of the Starship...

Were you aware that William Shatner just released his autobiography, Up Till Now? And in it, he tells tales of women he'd bedded who liked to pretend they were being beamed up to the Starship Enterprise in the throes of ...

Speaking of "It's A Wonderful Life," here's a wonderful SNL bit from the mid-80s, featuring the lost ending of the Capra holiday staple. Dana Carvey does a killer Jimmy Stewart although, as usual, Phil Hartman walks away with...