Ron Howard turns back the clock and gets back in touch with his roots.  He and ol' buddies Andy Griffith and Henry Winkler want you to think this one through before you crank that voting lever...

It's a pathetic sight, watching a sad, lonely Pale Man wandering through the streets, guzzling booze and smoking reefer. And how in the known universe did Conan catch gonorrhea with ambiguous genitalia? It's all part of the...