These cheaky protesters took to their limo to bring the message of universal wealth care to the sorry, haggard paupers down at the bottom of the hill.  The sarcasm is quite palpable here, and the point is aptly made.

When did Springsteen's songs about working-class America become unwittingly ironic? Probably when he hired an omelette chef.

According to Brian Scott's latest report from The Onion News Network, the nation's poor -- unfettered by material possessions -- are the only ones who get to experience the true meaning of Christmas. Sadly, the wealthiest...