Magic Hugs presents this horrifying tale of an old man with raisins.  We were terrified watching this.  Really.  This is one bad ass old man.

Do you understand what Sen. Chuck Grassley is trying to get at here when he's talking about healthcare reform? Well, neither does he.

Forward this to the elderly person in your life; if they can figure out how to watch it, they're probably not at risk of accidentally eating their remote control with a pat of butter during the upcoming switch from analog TV.

What happens when you tell kids to stay off your damn lawn once too often? You go to jail without passing "GO." Okay, so Edna Jester (natch) hasn't gone to prison, but she did get put into a police car and driven to the...

Collecting elderly people is a perfectly sane activity.  No, you are not creepy by doing it.  No, we won't call the police on you.  No, we are not dialing 9-1-1.  Everything is okay.

"Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose"  --Ace Ventura, c. 1994

This is a glimpse into the future.  Someday, social network users will get old, too.  You can laugh at Myrtle and Betty having a fight over Facebook, but you look just as silly "poking" someone for a "snowball fight."

 

We forgot what this clip is about, but we think it must be important.  Maybe.  We're not even sure how we got to be typing this.  We'll be ok, though.  Someone we know will come for us.  Whoever they are.  We also wonder what...

On this recent episode of Judge Mathis, the good judge receives testimony from a geriatric phone sex operator. Exact quote: “I’m very good at what I do, sir. I can do all kinds of noises.” Why she’s in court is unclear....

What a genius concept. The Zimmers, a band whose members average 78 years old, cover The Who song “My Generation.” The UK band’s first album, due in May, is being put together by respected record producer Mike Hedges and was...