Burger King commercials are known for being rather unnerving but incorporating Sponge Bob Square Pants and Sir Mix-a-lot for a Kids Meal commercial? Aaaaand close-ups of square behinds? Brilliant!

This is exactly the kind of stuff that brides and grooms need to start doing to entertain their guests until the alcohol kicks in. And who wants the reverence of old-fashioned wedding traditions like the sappy "first dance"...