Any musician who's doomed to sing the same song over, and over, into perpetuity must surely feel like they've been sent to hell for their sins. That's why Rick Astley deserves extra pumpkin pie for being a great sport about...

Could be worse, at least he made $12. He could be the poor Wal-Mart bastard who won't be home for Christmas this year...

What the hell is wrong with people?

Oh, Long Island. Got it.

After our Thanksgiving dinner, we kinda knew how this guy felt: not the triumph-over-adversity part, but the sluggish, heavy-legged, weighed down by too much turkey part. Nevertheless, Jesse Hicks' courage inspired us to lift...