Michael Phelps was involved in a car accident late last week. He's not injured or facing charges related to the accident, but he will have to appear in court for driving on an expired Michigan license.

The frenzy over Scott McClellan's account of the less-than-honest practices of the Bush administration has not gone away, and here we see that multiple news channels have become increasingly outraged with what is being deemed...

"Hey ladies! Check out my sexy, sexy car! It's sleek and fast, like me--oh shit, that's a cop behind me, isn't it? My mom's gonna be sooo mad at me..."

First the local punks were skateboarding, then rollerblading, now they're...pogo-sticking? The classic spring stick has really become a nuisance for this modern day "security" guard. With all the punks bouncing up-and-down on...

Poor Dana. She was just trying to have a little fun with her ogling pals on the internet before her bat mitzvah, and Papa had to come in and ruin the whole thing. We doubt this is real, but even if it isn't, we still applaud...