Jennifer Hudson had a baby shower held in her honor, which leads the world to one conclusion: she's knocked up. Her fiancee David Otunga is the proud father, though there's no word yet on a marriage date.

Honestly, this could be a documentary, for all we know. We have no idea what goes on at bridal showers, and we don't care to ever find out. If it devolves into a Survivor-style game of cutthroat psychosis, so be it.

If you're a man and get invited to what you presume is a baby shower, shut up. Just shut up. Wait for the full explanation, and until then, shut up. Shut. Up.

Someone tell us...are new moms really this crazy about breastfeeding? We realize it's part of the joke, but yikes. In other news, after two episodes of Faux Baby in a couple days, we can't get the theme song out of our head.

A baby shower, that is. Britney and Jamie-Lynn posed with the rest of the family for the younger sib's baby shower, in anticipation of the newest member of the family--who is destined to be overexposed by papparazzi from...