You're mental. We must say.

Time for a traingle solo.

The ratio of SNL characters turned into quality movies is about four to one. For every Blues Brothers, there's It's Pat, Superstar,The Ladies Man and Stuart Smalley Saves His Family.

Which begs the question, why didn't they...

Two of the Three Amigos drop by Dave's show to debut a new ventriloquist act and share stories about how poker games have become colonoscopy nights. It's more delightful than it sounds. 

Exclusive footage of Ronald McDonald (Dick) talking with the legendary Jiminy Glick (Short). Apparently, Ronald hates chickens as much as Andy Dick loves cocaine.

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IT'S A LOT.

No surprise that Jimmy can't hold his liquor, that's almost to be expected. (We see him as a Sea Breeze/Cape Codder kind of man.)

Puking in Martin Short's lap, though, that is just bad form. What's that? Jimmy may not have...

True story, if this Letterman clip from 2006 is to be believed. The fact that Short spit mashed potatoes on Carson is less amazing than the poker game they were at with Steve Martin, Neil Simon and Carl Reiner. That's the...