It turns out that maybe Keith Van Horn, Dirk Nowitzki, Brent Barry and Pau Gasol can only dunk because they're shockingly tall, and like all good Detlef Shrempf clones should, white men still prefer a set shot to a rim rocker.

Where did that lovably Muppet ever go? Miss Piggy seems to have fallen off her horse, as it were, as evidenced by this interview with 60 Minutes. Kermit's left her behind for Scientology, she eats mud out of the basement....

"Adam sets up for the kick, there's the snap, it's on it's way and IT'S GOOD! IT'S GOOD! No wait a minute ..." That's never what you want to hear when you're driving down the highway, listening to your team on the radio, is...