Thomas Denning found his own alien pal when he went looking in the bushes while on vacation with his family.  This alien eats Reese's Pieces, and even learned some English, just like the real E.T.!

Today Now! gets festive by finding that perfect costume for your overly feminine son.  Don't worry about those kids beating up on your boy anymore.  He's going to scare the living crap out of everyone he meets.

Little Lucas Armitage had the guts to stand up to an intruder in his own house, even at the young age of 8.  All by himself, Lucas found his daddy's gun, shot the intruder, and mutilated him beyond recognition.  Americans...

There's no one better to tell you how to keep your kids from being abducted and molested than a man who has been on the wrong side of that revolting exchange.  Take some tips from Terry Parker, ex-pedophile, on how to keep...

The terrible loss of a family member is compounded if there is no one to sew the fields, slaughter the animals, make house repairs, go to work, pay the bills, and keep quiet about it.

The use of children as soldiers in militias across Africa is quite tame in comparison to the atrocities perpetrated by militant groups that have now taken to using the youth as politicians.  Today Now! investigates the...

Taco Bell's new environmentally-friendly menu initiative has launched, and Today Now! gets an up-close look at the menu that takes absolutely no ingredients that have any environmental impact.  No natural ingredients means no...

The new BabySafe ball is actually fire resistent, which means you can now put out your stoagies on the baby as long as they're inside the ball.  Parents everywhere are dashing to get theirs.

Liberty is dead.  The lovable mascot of the army had been keeping spirits high during the war in Iraq, but unfortunately was struck dead by a roadside bomb.  Today Now! takes a look back at the history of the nation's "top...

Today Now! tries to get inside the mind of a child who has demonstrated more than an above-average ability at spelling.  The mysteries of this boy's mind are deep, and with a little help, we may be able to unearth the real...

An exciting new reality series from Onion Broadcasting will pit two auto manufacturing plants against each other a la Top Chef.  Only one of these teams will be allowed to keep their jobs and livelihoods, but that's better...

One serious issue that faces Americans everywhere has never really gotten the attention it deserves: Flying debris is something most people would rather not talk about, but Today Now! is making an effort to bring this issue...

Getting in a hot-air balloon and traveling across the country sounds like it would make for a great story, and at least a few good pictures.  Unfortunately for the audience, Trent Montaug isn't interested in telling any fun...

Many brave pioneers have faced the challenges of a Larry King interview and been overwhelmed by the severe length and unpredictability of the trial.  Will these astronauts have the endurance, reflexes, and gall to take on the...

Hey, remember Ghostwriter?  We didn't mean to cause you any sort of emotional pain, but that's the point of this episode of Today Now!  Unfortunately, ghosts don't talk to humans, like they do on the TV show Medium.  If they...