Japan has a new monster to stable beside Godzilla and Mothra: the seven-patty "Windows 7" Whopper from Burger King. 1.74 pounds of beef, and well over 2000 calories per burger. Has the Whopper ever truly been worthy of the...

Hungry? Have a bacon cheeseburger slapped between Krispy Kreme donuts. This yummy goodness will cost you worth 1,500 calories. Suicidal? There are worse ways to go than downing a few of these.

Say it out loud.  Never mind that you are at work, or something.  Say "Little Nanny Boo-Boo's Kitty Food Food" out loud.  It's still less weird than putting your cat in a box.

Michelle Obama has allowed us a looking into her garden at the White House, solidifying her position as someone who cares most about what kind of food she's providing her family.  Not that she has to cook it or anything (or...

A good smoothie has fruit, juice, berries and a dollop of yogurt. But if you're lacking yogurt, mayo will do. Lots of mayo. Hey, as long as the substitution looks similar, it'll taste similar, right?

Hungry? Just pop down to a vending machine and grab some candy, or some chocolate, or a freshly-made pizza. Wait, you can only do the pizza if you live in Italy. Sorry.

And the winner is... Corndog Millionaire! Delicious.

This stop-motion short, "Sweet Dreams," is the tasty tale of a rebellious, humanoid cupcake who gets bored of the Land of Sweets and sails away to Fruit and Vegetable Island.  The animation is inventive, exceedingly trippy,...

The Japanese need to calm down, America has been importing stuff and devouring disgustingly delicious high-calorie food for almost a century now and we've never had any problems.  Our people are strong, we have a good work...

Chow down on this extraordinarily shocking and sophomoric feat of gastrointestinal fortitude. Join Jeremy Fronza as on his mythic quest, from conception to execution. Even if we were facing a firing squad, this would not be...

"Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?" His fabulous menu, of course. He'll cook it, serve it, and even chew it for you! Oh and his "Amazon Women on the Moonpie" is simply out of this world.

Well, this was bound to happen. Sure, the dog may be off the menu at restaurants around the Olympic city, but one intrepid journalist was able to find something even better: penis. That's right, L.A. Times sports columnist...

The study found that visual appeal has little to do with how popular products were.  In fact, making a pizza that looks like a gory combination of dog food and human intestines actually increased consumption considerably. ...

The always-accurate Onion News Network takes an in-depth look at a Domino's study that monitored exactly how eager people are to abuse their guts. Putting one pizza upside-down on top of another indeed creates an abomination...

This may be the greatest invention since the chair: a machine that transforms food into poop!  Never again will we have to masticate, digest, or defecate.  Anyway, it's not as if we really needed vitamins, minerals, carbs,...