Does it make us bad people to laugh hysterically at the Schadenfreude of more than four minutes of skateboarders crashing into the ground from heights, from stunts, from ... well, anything? Here's hoping not ... becuase this...

Oh, yes, it was bound to happen: A fat guy tries skateboarding and fails heroically. And we mean heroically. First of all, what was this guy trying to skate on a regular board. He would have needed some kind of a special "...

Sure, we've seen videos a bit like this in the past, but have we ever seen better hoops tricks from skaters? We're not sure we have, which is precisely why we're giving these action sports heroes a spot of prominence today....

It's become well established on this site, if nowhere else, that skateboarding is an incredibly dangerous activity. Well, we got more proof of that in this video, with Doofus No. 2146 watching his arm go "snap!" Definitely...

Do we really have to tell you what's about to happen in this video? Let's be real. If you know that we always run clips of the best action sports accidents and an idiot happens to be dumb enough to tape himself cruising down...

First off, it's never a good idea to skateboard without a helmet. Secondly, it's DEFINITELY not a good idea to try and skate into a jump off an elevated ramp without a helmet. Thirdly, it's REALLY a horrible idea to set that...

We'd love to claim to be the creative genius behind this review, but we can't. We were already outdone by withleather.com's Matt Ufford, who came up with this terrific take:   

You know that Family Guy scene where Peter trips...

Say what you will about skateboarders, but they sure are persistent. Take this young budding shredder, for example, who tries a good half a dozen times to grind a ramp before finally finishing when ... no, not when he pulls...

OK, so you probably knew that already, but this guy didn't. Then again, his bright idea for a stunt also included skateboarding down a rock which, in the big scheme of things, is somewhere in the bottom five percent of...

Don't watch this video if you have recently had a vasectomy or are squeamish about, well, injuries downstairs. On the other hand, if you like watching others in pain, enjoy!

There are idiotic reactions, and then there's the neck chop that this skateboarder gets when he tries to blame his ride for a direct connection with the cold, hard ground. If only the shattered board could have aimed a little...

This youngster decided that he didn't want to go through the process of working his way to a vert pipe, spending years of grueling training in skate parts grinding rails before taking his first big plunge. Rather, he thought...

If you can't tell from the picture to your left, we're REALLY not exaggerating when we make that statement. If you don't believe us, check out the world's biggest rail grind gone wrong and be ready to cringe and reach for...

Everyone wants to start a new fad, and we applaud this young chap for taking the initiative to combine two of his favorite sports. Still, should he have been so surprised when trying to launch a shot off his skateboard went...

Admit it, for the first 10 seconds of this clip you TOTALLY wanted to be the guy on the board. After that, not so much. Oh well, you can't win them all. This guy just needs to hope that Capitals superstar Alex Ovechkin is...