Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...Fire bad!

Hot chick good.

Must strangle submerged feelings. And hot girl.

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Although, and we're just riffing here, wouldn't Stuart Scott be a hell of a lot more tolerable if he were sent here from the planet Zoltron to destroy us all through mass manipulation steeped in nonsensical repetitive...

Barack Obama may not want the gays to ask or tell, so two man-lovin' mooks from Jersey will take up the cause.

Wait, what? Oh, right. They don't want to get kicked out of the army. All those sweaty soldiers need debriefing.

We find it more than a little curious that SNL continues to feature two Barack Obama impressions, occasionally in the same sketch. The Rock Obama is awesome, the Armisen Obama, meh. 

We wonder if this makes Fred Arimsen angry.

This sketch is so uncomfortable it made us squirm. Bill Hader has a big future as the creepy pedophile in your typical Sundance movie. Kudos to SNL for making our skin crawl. It's not the show's fault that the world is filled...

SNL kicked off its new season right where you'd expect, Thursday at 8 p.m. Whatever. The important thing is that the half-hour version banged out some big laughs. The two best moments are presented in one clip.

First up, Joe...

Tomorrow night, when you sit down with your fantasy friends, err football "team," take a minute to remember those who made the NFL what it is today. Long before the Steelers, Titans, Heineken personal kegs and the Black Eyed...

You know what else Justin knows his way around? Britney Spears, Alyssa Milano, Cameron Diaz and Jessica Biel.

To re-phrase Woody Allen's famous quote about Warren Beatty, "We'd like to be reincarnated as Timberlake's penis."

There was some inspired SNL weirdness last weekend in the skit Game Time With Dave & Greg. The Rock plays Dave, a typical sports anchor, and Bill Hader plays Greg, not an alien. Callers call, Greg freaks out at some spilled...

If you came looking for sophisticated humor, beat it. Beat it good. 

If you were hoping to see Jack Donaghy pantomime roughing up the suspect with all the fire and verve of a 13-year-old boy who just found Dad's copy of S...

You know how Clarice could have stopped Buffalo Bill sooner?

Sweeping the leg. 

YES SENSEI!