Too long, quite frankly. We love pets. We love tricks. We love stupidity. Here's the thing though, bird. The joke is on you. That is ABC gum. That's right, feather-brain. It's already been chewed.
And not just in the Michael Vick sense of a good time. Here, Pacy the pit bull hits the skins with the ferocity of Keith Moon, who, coincidentally, once bit a large chunk out of Roger Daltrey's hindquarters.