It's bleak out there, believe us, we know. The best antidote to our current economic crises is "Old Faithful," aka Stupid Pet Tricks. 

If a devil dog, a dead dog, and a dog that can count to ten, don't chase away your blues,...

Too long, quite frankly. We love pets. We love tricks. We love stupidity. Here's the thing though, bird. The joke is on you. That is ABC gum. That's right, feather-brain. It's already been chewed. 

And not just in the Michael Vick sense of a good time. Here, Pacy the pit bull hits the skins with the ferocity of Keith Moon, who, coincidentally, once bit a large chunk out of Roger Daltrey's hindquarters.