Lt. Dangle and Officer Junior came in from Nevada to keep the striking writers in line, because nothing makes a Hollywood scribe toe the line like a full can of mace. It's hard work pummeling picketers though, but fortunately...

Lieutenant Dangle and Deputy Junior are here to save the day (or they were before Halloween anyhow.) They offer important safety tips about keeping candy safe, avoiding flaming bags of you-know-what and unnecessarily getting...