We disagree with Joe and the angry dude at the end of the bar. Any New Year's Eve that involves French-kissing your Mom like a ferret, busting up a toilet peeing like a girl, barfing in the lasagna and violating a resolution...

Poor Big Red, he just wants to shake off his holiday blahs with a few drinks at his local, Joe's. Unfortunately, the patrons remember last Turkey Day when he stuck his Little Big Red in the popcorn machine and everyone ate it.

Word at Joe's is that he showed up plastered, puked in the potato salad and caused the softball team to lose to a bunch of special ed kids. Sounds to us like he a firecrackin' good time. 

After a hard day's work, everyone needs his or her sanctuary. And after providing America with a little comic escape every night, even Conan O'Brien needs to head over to his local watering hole, Joe's Place, to relax. The "...