The G.I. Joe movie came out last weekend.  We celebrated by not going to see it and posting this video instead.  Features a star-studded cast including Billy Crudup, Julianne Moore (!?)... and more!

Not literally...Well, it is the number one movie of the weekend with some $23 million spent on the decrepit piece of soulless garbage. So, yes. Literally. G.I. Joe is trying to destroy America.

In the past, we counted on G.I. Joe's Public Service Announcements to warn us against pork chop sandwiches and mooching our dad's oxycodone. And now, the Joes face their biggest challenge. Can they protect today's children...

Whenever we see the words "Jerry Seinfeld" and "talk show appearance" in the same sentence, our minds drift off to the magical rerun playing in our head where Kramer fires up the old Merv Griffin set in his apartment. George...