Maybe Bams is getting excited for the Spike Jonze flick?  Regardless, the president took some time out to read aloud one of his favorite children's stories during the White House Easter Egg Roll.  Thankfully, it didn't wind...

Happy (Insert your religious holiday of choice here) everyone!

And for you nonbelievers out there, look it's our old friend Peter Cottontail, he's hopping down the Bunny Trail, and he's bringing sloe gin fizzies!

 

What's Easter without the Easter Bunny?  And what's the Easter Bunny without a vindictive, nunchuk-wielding will to beat, bludgeon and destroy?  On this solemn occasion, we (re)present the immortal viral classic...

Meet Roberto. He’s a fascinating 27lb. bunny in England. At just 2- years-old, he apparently still has a lot of growing to do, which doesn’t make him any less cute. It does, however, make him pretty damn big.

So what if Easter Sunday passed? This Position of the Day from our randy friends at Nerve.com can also be enjoyed on days such as Awesome Tuesday, and Jesus!-Please-Don't-Stop Wednesday. Try it yourself!

From the original, you learned that the Easter Bunny hates you, and loves to commit random of acts of violence. But you didn't know why... until now. Witness the shocking tale of how the mythological mammal became the most...

You know there are many ways to skin a cat. But we bet you don't know how many ways there are to kill a chocolate Easter bunny. Fortunately, this artistically-rendered video shows us. We're not sure: is it meant as a comment...

You have to feel bad for Bobby "Boris" Pickett & the Crypt-Kickers, originators of the "Monster Mash." They came up with a brilliant, catchy song that survived for decades, and all they got in return was the most vicious type-