Death has feelings too. For Melrose Place's Jessica Lucas, apparently. If she likes pasty dudes with bad facial hair, we've got someone to introduce her to.

Here's the proof: the Grim Reaper and a conquering Martian have been working on the death panels thing ever since Obama got into office.  Unfortunately, they've let their personal lives kind of get in the way of having a...

Somewhere, those "town meeting" assholes are taking a break from stockpiling ammunition and eating paste to somberly nod in agreement.

Anytime you can mix business and pleasure, it's a good thing. Supposedly. We've actually never been able to do that, but no big deal. For the Grim Reaper, Halloween is that day. Play a little beer pong, kill some people, and...

From MySpaceTVer Erik Gunneson comes this look at the lighter side of living with Death. Aaron's just a regular guy, likes to play frisbee, go to parties, hang out with his buds. Weird thing is, his best pal in life... is...