Alright, those crazy Canadians have finally gone too far. We get the whole obsession with maple syrup -- admit it, it's pretty tasty -- and we can even hang with the guards wearing funny outfits while mainly just holding off...

In 2007, Adam "Pacman" Jones was an NFL star, one of the league's most visible defensive backs in the league. Then, over the NBA's All-Star Break, Jones was involved in a strip club shooting that left a bouncer paralyzed, the...

Quick pop quiz: If Vince Young should try to avoid the legacy of one former Titan, who should it be? If you guessed Eddie George, for his exit from the team, pat yourself on the back, but you're actually in a distant second...

Whether he opened fire in that strip club is irrelevant. His biggest crime is hanging around with clown-ass rappers like Nelly and Jermaine Dupri.

Pacman Jones is now a former NFL player again, after the Cowboys released the cornerback earlier last week, just days before ESPN released an in-depth investigatory piece that claims he ordered a hit on a nightclub bouncer...

So much for Adam Pacman Jones' resurrected good guy image in Dallas. The talented and mentally disturbed cornerback was involved in yet another incident--this time with the bodyguard hired to protect him from getting involved...

Pacman Jones, as you'll hear in this clip, claims to be a changed man. He claims to be a different human being than he was in Tennessee, though also the same cornerback who can shut down a wide receiver. Well, judge for...

Pacman Jones may be a freakish athlete with terrific cover skills, but Terrell Owens is a freakish athlete with terrific route-running skills, and he hasn't taken a 12-month hiatus during the prime of his career. Advantage: T.

Seriously, every city has a media guy like this. He can literally say whatever he wants, and no one cares.  This is actually a well-stated case against Dallas's acquisition of Mr. Jones, AND it's peppered with evocations of...

Once again, we're learning that you CAN kill someone and not go to jail ... as long as you play in the NFL. Adam "Pacman" Jones plead guilty to a gross misdemeanor Tuesday, receiving one year of probation, two years of...

In Las Vegas last Friday, Adam "Pacman" Jones was released on $20,000 after being arrested and charged with two felony counts of coercion. The Tennessee Titans star was not the first Pac-Man to get caught up in a maze of...

It doesn't get much funnier than this. In the midst of all the focus on Adam 'Pacman' Jones' suspension, at least someone grabbed a hold of the naming similarities with Batman. Credit Bang! Cartoons with conceiving the idea,...