In the Philippines, an annual parade is held where locals dress up roasted pigs in costume. (No, that's not a joke.) This year's delicious theme? Swine flu!

Enjoy your hot dogs this weekend, Kobayashi.

Words can't describe how thankful we are for the footage of Gov. Palin discussing "good Americans" while some hayseed eviscerates turkeys in the background like an animal version of Fargo.  Have we removed the blood, beaks...

Speaking of the Knights in Satan's Service, Gene "bloody tongue" Simmons himself rang the Wall St. bell. Then he lectured the media on irresponsible financial journalism, pimped his brand of condoms with dirty words, and...