Dave is still at Comic Con, and he's still making life miserable for everyone. Our nerd tendencies never led us to comic books, but apparently, Spider-Man issue 15 is a big deal.

There's a 132-karat diamond tucked away in a fortified, heavily-guarded, NBC vault once used by John D. Rockefeller himself. Late show talk show hosts make a nice living, but not own-my-own-island kind of coin, so Conan plots...