Michael Jackson is getting closer to resting in peace after his brain was returned from authorities. Unfortunately, we doubt his family will experience a similar peace as media, fans and creditors continue to circle the...

Scientists have managed to take brain tissue from lab rats and grow it around the electrodes that control this robot.  Freaked out?  Have a good weekend!

Prof. Sphincter Von Schnoodle gives us an explanation of why John McCain is so kooky.  Apparently there are more explosions (pronounced explo-shuuuuns) in his brain than in downtown Bagdad. His connective tissue has some...

Dr. Doug Erskin makes an appearance on the Onion News Network to explain how the incredible scientific feat was accomplished.  It all started out as a possible cure for farm animal Alzheimer's, and eventually we came to this. 

This parody takes the Partnership for a Drug-Free America's culinary instruction to the next logical step: If you put enough drugs on your brain, you wind up with... a delicious breakfast! For anyone who was alive in the late...

This timely video from Common Craft's "Videos in Plain English" series could save your gray matter this Halloween. We all know that zombies are a menace, but if you prepare yourself with these simple tips (and remain close to...