Funny thing is, this is exactly how we sound right after that third slice of post-pie pie, washed down with some all-American bourbon, leads to the pants unbuttoned on the couch food coma in front of a FIRE!

E...

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...Fire bad!

Hot chick good.

Must strangle submerged feelings. And hot girl.

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

From Gus Seyffert's debut album I know What You're Up To comes this wonderfully produced song reminiscent of something from a bygone era. Nothing like a touching love letter from Dr. Frankenstein to his monster baby-child.

Here's one from the crypt, reanimated for Halloween: "Mr. Show's" classic mini-doc on "monster parties." You know, those spooky shindigs described in corny novelty songs, where Dracula, Frankenstein, and the Wolfman get...