It's bleak out there, believe us, we know. The best antidote to our current economic crises is "Old Faithful," aka Stupid Pet Tricks. 

If a devil dog, a dead dog, and a dog that can count to ten, don't chase away your blues,...

That's why this year, he's giving out gunpowder instead of Chunky bars. Well, not actually "this" year, because here we have a visit from the Ghost of Halloween Past. How past? 2005 past. We now wonder if the trick-or-...