You try strapping a carved jack-o-lantern to your face and dancing to the Ghostbusters theme song for a full minute, and see if you don't feel accomplished.  Stick with it until the end for a funny on-air blooper.

The World Championship Pumpkin Weigh-Off in California sets the mood for Halloween every year. This year, a new record was set with a giant pumpkin weighing in at 1,658 pounds--more than 100 pounds over the old record.

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Halloween is long past, and Thanksgiving dinner we finally passed. So, all our remaining pumpkins will be massacred by this warrior who affixed a chainsaw to a rifle and made short work of some gourds. Anyone else think this...

This robotic jack-o-latern beats the bats out of your barely recognizable, stenciled black cat pumpkin, or you're child's mess of an attempt at their first carving.  Face it.  This is the 21st century and this is the future...

For those of you who have kids, maybe this is the best way for them to learn to love their vegetables: by making instruments out of them! Relish how these out-of-the-ordinary musicians create these organic instruments and at 1

And not just because of that unpleasantness in the Florida porn theater. This 1984 clip of Pee-wee's second annual (and maybe last for all we know) Halloween Letterman appearance is a wonder to behold. Three things about it...

Droughts and floods unite in trying to destroy Halloween, one rotten pumpkin at a time. Stephen Colbert says it's a time for sacrifice, one jack o'lantern per family, but we say feel free to carve all the honeydew melons you...