This is the pre-taped version. The one you didn't get to see went like this:

Bear: "Hey Leary, what's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?

One less drunk.

Wokka, wokka, wokka!

Seriously, you got a shot...

At 7 p.m., biscuits will be dropped between the Washington Capitals and the New York Rangers, and inter-state puck buddies the Pittsburgh Penguins (Booooo!!!) and the Philadelphia Flyers (Yayyyyyy!)

To get you ready for the...

We're not sure what the big deal is, Leary.  Booze and testicles are baseline ingredients in most Irish meals.

Actor, author, and old man Denis Leary remembers the movies he did, and realizes he's the cinematic equivalent of a utility infielder. 

Leary reviews his very, very, very, very long career.  (Also, check out his new book, Why We Suck, now in bookstores.)

The Irish guy does an impression of the Jewish guy, and vice versa. Hilarity, or at least middling guffaws, ensues. 

Feel that nip in the air? Yep, it's cold and flu season, and it's time to restock your medicine cabinet. You'll need the essentials, and that means NyQuil, the one with the "big f***in' Q" on the box. Get the original "green...

The Monday Night Football thing for comedians never worked out, but maybe executives were just plugging funny men in the wrong sport. After Denis Leary's guest appearance at a Red Sox game against the Tigers earlier this...