Beloved American game show The Price is Right went green for Earth Day, bringing out Ed Begley Jr. to aid host Drew Carey in giving away eco-friendly prizes like an electric bicycle and a solar-powered golf cart. 

Damned...

What did you do to honor Earth Day? Not enough, according to this wild-eyed spokesperson's standards. And now, children are going to die for it, you sick, negligent bastard. Hail Mother Earth.<#comment>

Not enough of America's youth are hu-manuring into pails and it's destroying the ocean. You hear that kiddies? If you want to save the sponges and starfish of Bikini Bottom, it's time to star pooping in buckets, which is...

Bill Maher has only been gone a week and we miss him like a brother. Or more like that cool uncle who never got married. You know, the one that dates porn stars, enjoys the chronic and instructs us not to take no manure off...

Is there a bigger scam out there than Earth Day? For starters, has Arbor Day been decommissioned (and if so, what happened to the Charlie Brown special?) More importantly, however, is that the Earth hates us and wants to...

Nothing against the Scottish, but sometimes the Craig Ferguson shows gets short shrift. Not today. Do you like stoner gags? How about Dave Foley in an unkempt Wolfman beard? What about a bear riding a motorcycle? No. Well,...