Surely you've seen Microsoft's rage-enducing "Windows 7 Launch Party" commercial from Microsoft by now.  You haven't seen it get the unnecessary censorship treatment, though.  It's amazing how a few well-placed beeps can turn...

If you never been mesmerized by the optical genius of a screen-saver (flying toasters, anyone), then you're clearly not from our planet. Presenting a typical meeting with Michael Scott, which becomes incredibly intense as the...