After a metafictional introduction, R. Kelly and Keri Hilson get down with Number One. Finally, R. Kelly seems to have met his match in Keri's extraordinary mix of vocal talent and perversion.

Pee-powered cars would be nice, but we'd rather the government focus on more important things. Changing our current viewpoint that money is safer buried in a Folgers can than in a bank would be a start.

Prepare to squirm. "19-year-old friends?" Yeah, sure. At least Roman Polanski had to flee the country; what punishment does R. Kelly get?

Notorious singer R. Kelly doesn't need to make sense to retain his fanbase. Skin starts in a stairwell, moves underwater, to a stage on fire, and of course, into the bedroom. Admit it; you keep waiting for him to do something...

All the chatter about Rev. Wright, elitism, fake Bosnia war zones, primary-after-primary-after-primary and superdelegates was giving us a real headache. What we yearned for was a good old-fashioned American sex scandal. You...

Breakups suck.  So it's nice to have a special someone to turn to in an hour of need--like this smooth guy with the sunglasses.  He just wants you to know that he's there for you, in case you need anything.  Anything at all...

Jay-Z and Mary J. Blige drop in on Letterman's gig to promote their combined "Heart of the City" tour. As our hip-hop proxy, Dave asks Hova what we all really want to know, what the hell happened with R. Kelly? Jigga Man...

In their new video for "Same Girl," Usher and R. "Kell's" Kelly realize they've got a lot more in common than just being R&B's hottest superstars. Are they being played by the same girl?

No one can say it quite like R. Kelly in "I'm A Flirt" (featuring T-Pain and TI): "I'm black, handsome, I sing, 'cause I'm rich and I'm a flirt". This video has the usual entourage of beautiful women and lovely cars to...