Ever wonder what would happen at one of these entirely fictional "death panels"?  Naturally, there'd be a smokin' hot babe in a red dress, and one of the other panelists is screwing her.  They would really care less about...

This sordid group of midgets represents the Lollipop Guild -- or at least what's left of it.  You might think there's nothing worse than a crusty, old munchkin, but these extras share some wonderful insights into what it was...

When your time comes, hopefully you've prepared a statement as profound as this father.  Hopefully you also have some better timing with it.

Who would take this drug? Pissing yourself, like controlling the TV and being racist, is an inalienable right of the elderly.

According to this old coot, the spirits of the discarded oil field workers fused together to create an angry and vengeful entity named Tarboy.  What happens next is just plain awesome.

If you don't understand how it works, you are probably better off staying away from it.  The internet is not going to look kindly on this comment, Senator.

Remember when you used to get that nice 10-day vacay right around St. Patrick's Day to go off to some tropical island and drink and have promiscuous sex with other coeds live on MTV?  Just look at this young-at-heart mom who...

We'd love to see what this Romanian senior does with the telephone.

Forward this to the elderly person in your life; if they can figure out how to watch it, they're probably not at risk of accidentally eating their remote control with a pat of butter during the upcoming switch from analog TV.

We love our grandparents, and we're grateful to have (some of them) still with us. Don't get us wrong. But with that said, the first thing we'll do if/when time travel becomes a reality is make sure they never, ever, EVER get...

It's time to let the public engage in a competition that quite possibly crippled John McCain's campaign.  When old people try to use a computer, only improvisiation prevails.  If they can survive the challenge of emailing a...

...than getting stuck behind elderly people at an airport. This actually might be surveillance footage from Pittsburgh International a few weeks back. If you squint, you can see us in the back. The bigger point: if you're...

This is a fake commercial for a party supply company, but we think it could double as an Obama campaign ad: "Don't vote for the old guy; he might bludgeon you with a shovel."

241 yards and three all-purpose touchdowns? Not a bad haul for Penn State WR Derrick Williams, who turned in that performance in the Nittany Lions' 34-21 win over Illinois. Joe Paterno has never had a player do that before,...