Freudian slip, much, Johnnie? We can't vote for a guy who is against beer, and that statement is self-explanatory. Then again, maybe the Arizona Senator is so stressed out from the camaign trail, he could use a brewskie just...

What Phillip Wilburn may lack in spot-on Bush-impersonating prowess, he makes up for in killer material. In this Bush spoof, the "Decider" explains how he saved us a bunch of money (in killing the State Children's Health...