


Bow down, regular TV feed bitches!
Even the Craig made of felt looks better than you!
Is anyone as surprised as we are at how straight and white the Scotsman's teeth are?


The shark won! The shark won!
We demand a recount! We demand a recount!
There is no way the monkey loses if it was based on talent. Popularity contests are always rigged for the jock puppets to win.
You can take solace,...

He's stepping down. In the swine's case, however, it isn't chalked up to some convoluted malarkey about being an out-of-the-box-type, doing it all for the love of God, country and a freak state. The pig is in a poke for more...








