While doing a Tracy Morgan impression, thus fulfilling a recurring dream we've had since 1998...

What do you get if you cross Scrubs, Star Wars, D12 and Werewolf Bar Mitzvah, then get it high? Donald Faison's song, Alien Weed. He's being chased by aliens for...stealing their...wait for it....alien weed. Seriously, it's...

What more do you need, really?

The crew of TGS with Tracy Jordan got a taste of what the Terminator 4 set must have been like the day Christian Bale bugged out.  Here's the raw, unedited, unscripted version of the audio everyone was talking about last week.

We know you're thinking, "so I missed a few Lettermans over the holidays. What's the big deal?" How about this for starters: Dustin Hoffman talks about soaking cork. Yeah, welcome to 2009!

Will the economy get this bad?  Adam McKay envisions a world in which folks are forced to pawn food for cash.  Doesn't actually make much sense... but sterling performances by Steve Buscemi, Horatio Sanz, Will Ferrell, and...

We have no idea how much of this interview is true, but considering it's Tracy Morgan, we're going to go ahead and say all of it. The colorful 30 Rock star covers a lot of ground with Kimmel, opening up on such topics as:...

For the 2.3% of you who came into work today, we offer our sincere wishes for a great holiday weekend. If you're anything like us, Memorial Day means its the start of the drinkin' season. Break out the bottle of Uncle Jemima'...

And the same holds true for 2008. Let's all crack open a bottle of "ghetto Advil" and gaze into the future with New York's next blind, black governor.

You knew Seth and Amy would weigh in on the sex scandal du jour. You probably weren't aware that Seth wears a condom when he goes to the deli. Now that "Weekend Update" has spoken, you're through, Spitzer. And while we're at...

(Spoiler Alert!) "Bitch may be the new black, but black is the new President, bitch."

"30 Rock" star and "SNL" alum Tracy Morgan appeared on SNL's "Weekend Update" to respond to recent criticisms lobbed against Barack Obama, including Tina Fey's claim that bitch is the new black. "If we're not a racist country,

You know you have a problem when... well, this speaks for itself. The best part of this clip is the anchor's prediction about what is going to happen with this clip. Bingo, Ms. Newshoney.

Well, at least he does verbally. After all, Tracy Morgan is a chubby comedian and Ben Wallace is, well, Ben Wallace. Still, the stilted and borderline awkward Wallace reaction to Morgan's faux attack shows the center's acting...

...And that's perfectly fine with us, assuming Tracy Moran isn't in the room. Nobody gets our 30 Rocks off quite like the fetchingly sassy Fey, so if she needs fermented tea to get through the day, so be it.