And the message is, quit getting sick. We can't afford it.

What Phillip Wilburn may lack in spot-on Bush-impersonating prowess, he makes up for in killer material. In this Bush spoof, the "Decider" explains how he saved us a bunch of money (in killing the State Children's Health...

Not ALL children, mind you, just the 3.8 million low-income kiddies who would have been able to get health insurance with the expansion of the SCHIP program that President Bush vetoed last week. In protest, the kids packed up...