For all of you viewers with weak stomachs and strong morals, Christie and Peter Brinkley's split is enough to make you turn off the lights. With the husband spending thousands on porn a month and paying off underage...

Britney phones home! The pop tart can't see her sons yet, but she can talk to them on the phone. Two year olds aren't the greatest conversationalists, but at least they can ask if mommy is wearing underwear.

Hey, at least Britney TRIED to attend the hearing focused on her four-hour standoff with the LAPD at her home. The pop wreck arrived three hours late and then, after being bombarded by paparazzi, returned to her car. Spears...

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Britney is rumored to be tying the knot again, this time to Sam Lutfi, her constant companion these days. Lutfi is known for lying and attaching himself to famous people. Britney's family doesn't like her new beau and...

David Hasselhoff rose like a phoenix from the ashes. This infamous video of him drunk, shirtless and struggling to eat a burger looked like the beginning of the end, but thankfully the celebrity sobered up. He got a regular...

Britney Spears is no longer permitted to drive with her two sons in the car, but it doesn't mean she has to stop causing havoc on the streets. Spears almost crashes into a parked car in a gas station twice, though to be fair...

Britney is caught on tape running a red light at a dangerous intersection with her kids and court appointed monitor in the car. It doesn't help that it appears that she is texting at the time of the incident. K-Fed's lawyer...

How much does Britney Spears love her children? Enough to cover herself in old lady clothing in public? Here's a trailer for "Mrs. Britfire," a heartwarming movie about a woman who will wear a wig and a bad cardigan, just so...

Britney tells her stalkers, excuse us, the paparazzi, that she was cool in court and thinks she'll get her boys back soon. A happy-looking Brit went shopping at Neiman Marcus after her court appearance. Rumors are that the...

David Hasselhoff thought his shirtless burger eating days were behind him, but sadly the "National Enquirer" reported that he suffered a major drinking relapse and was admitted to Cedars Sinai hospital for alcohol treatment....

Andy Samberg kicks out a K-Fed impression on this weekend's "Saturday Night Live." Federline is a chick magnet in the sense that he gained custody of his two sons. Word! Kevin can be proud because the court says he's slightly...