Translation: " This is John McCain. He will be running for president next century. He has been beaten, and he's pretty pissed about it, but he loves America. He smokes Marlboro menthol lights, but we don't judge him for it. ...

If we didn't fail French 101, we might have a vague idea of how annoying this student really is, and why his laptop deserves punishment. From the looks of it, the romance language has lost its loving feeling.

Just in time for the Valentine's Day rush, CollegeHumor.com presents this apocryphal clip of a distinguished giant-eared European rhythm and blues master playing the ol' "I wanna f--- you" blues. We're guessing (hoping?) that...

Our Daily Tube Mom definitely doesn't say "Yes" as much as this French boy's kind mother. If she did, we'd probably be locked up in a Bangkok prison for trying to smuggle elephants and teak bungalows out of Thailand....

Just when you thought it was safe in the enchanted forest, a plush friendly alligator goes on a murderous rampage. "Gali the Alligator," created for "13 eme Rue" the French crime channel, seems like your garden variety kid's...

I tat I taw a Tweety bird! This incredible French short, "L'engrenage," tells the tale of a mechanical bird tortured by his unavoidable hourly duties who's overjoyed at the presence of a new romance in his life. There's a...