Triumph may enjoy tossing the barbs about, but deep down inside, beats the heart of a lover, not a fighter. He brings Blackwolf (a LOTR fanatic he met on the street a few years ago) to meet his rock-and-roll idols, Lordi (a...

It's true, America "cornholed" the war hero on MyFace and in the polls. They went with the pretty boy who can choose when he sleeps and pees. Truth be told, we aren't going to miss the old man jokes. Too easy, my friends. The...

Triumph the "attack dog" is now a known and feared canine commodity. He can't sneak up on people anymore, so he has to go undercover. Step right up if you want first crack at clogging the crap coming out of the frothy mouth...

Water-skiing squirrels benefit from having their taxes cut? Air Bud likes to get peed on? Gov. Palin killed a bear? Olbermann and Matthews orgasm in unison? You learn so much more about our political arena when you send an...

She's only "twelve years away from being a great-grandmother," so Triumph wants to get his Palin licks in now. He can't poop on the future Mrs. Alaska VP, though, he's too taken by her radiance. Or, perhaps he's simply...

The insulting little pup gave a speech to a packed house at Comic-Con and we bring it to you in its entirety. For those of you who think Triumph is merely out to mock the sci-fi hobbies of all the "mouth-breathers" and "Mama'...

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