Earl (David Waterman) handicaps his chances to make it in showbiz while Andy Kind (Andy Kindler) tries to make Chockley a prison bitch/sitcom star.

He wants romance, she wants unfiltered rage. Also, they're in a jail cell. This suggests something to us--the women who marry convicts are usually crazier than the convicts they marry.

Like the rest of us, David Letterman enjoys making sport Paris Hilton. When she appeared on his show last Friday, he turned the simple interview into a full-on roast, ambushing Paris about her time in jail. While being...