Is it bad that as we watched this countdown, we were muttering the entire time, "Where the f*ck is Gormley?" Thank god we stuck it out.

It turns out that maybe Keith Van Horn, Dirk Nowitzki, Brent Barry and Pau Gasol can only dunk because they're shockingly tall, and like all good Detlef Shrempf clones should, white men still prefer a set shot to a rim rocker.

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